I'm Busier Than...

• a five dolar hooker
• a Jehova's Witness at doors unlimited
• handicapped parking at the special olympics
• a prostitute in a prison
• O.J. Simpson in a white meat slaughterhouse
• a whorehouse on nickel night
• a cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor
• a one-armed paperhanger
• a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
• Sleazy Susan on a Saturday night
• mustard trying to ketchup
• a one-legged basketball player
• Michael Jackson in a day care center
• a dog with two dicks
• Richard Simmons on a fat farm
• a half-fucked fox during the heat season
• a two-peckered billy goat
• a black L. A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW
• a GOP victory party organizer
• a monkey trying to fuck a football
• a toilet in Grand Central Station
• a gopher on a golf course
• a bar of soap at San Quentin
• Ted Kennedy in an all-girl school

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