Do not continue if you:
1. like Barney
2. are offended by material having to do with John Bobbitt
3. hate Star Wars
4. are David Letterman
5. are Ben Dover
6. hate British comedy
7. like Hanson
8. hate Rap
9. hate Rock
10.love Country
11.have never heard of Monty Python
12.have never heard of the Electric Amish
13.hate the color purple
14.don't know what color a smurf turns when you choke it
15.have a part of the bathroom door
16.have never heard of Infocom
17.have a DVD
18.have a T3 connection
19.are working for Microsoft
20.are Bill Gates
21.are Amish(get off the computer! you'/re not supposed to be using electricity!!!)
22.think that a computer mouse is a little furry creature that runs around inside a computer.
23.don't have a slinkey on your cieling
24.take this stuff seriously
25.can't tell a joke when you see one
26.think that this is an FBI site, it's not, really!
27.don't know what a computer is.(Is your hair blonde by any chance?)
28.are offended by any of the above and below material
29.are in cryogenic stasis
30.don't know what the heck that means
31.are Hanson
32.know where Stinesville is
33.are still reading this
34.need touse the little boy's room, or litttle girls
35.have ever been to Alpha Centauri
36.know my middle name
37.have a CD-ROM higher than 2x
38.watch the Power Rangers
39.are a 17-year-old who still plays with dolls
40.don't agree with Aqua bieng sued for their song "Barbie Girl"
41.If you are still reading this, click here.
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